Welcome to…

The Dick Show Weight Loss Contest for Big Fat Fucks
Starts April Fat-teenth (15th)
Ends July 4th​

After you register, go set your teams in your profile.

The first weigh-in is April Fat-teenth. You’ll have to log in and input your weight and (if you want to be taken seriously) take a picture of your scale by pulling aside your big fat gut.

Don’t accidentally get your penis in the picture or you’ll never hear the end of it.