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I initially learned to cook to impress women. Turns out, I unironically enjoy it. So much so that I've ballooned out to the extreme. Damn you butter! It burns when I pee.

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Weight - Week 1 (April 15th)

292.2

Name

YuriNarrator

How Fat Are You (in pounds)?

292.2

Height

5 foot 9 inches

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